"Malka always wondered how she could creatively pleasure herself with a dreidel; and then, as she lay in bed staring at a plate of half-eaten latlkes, it finally came to her; and on that night a great miracle occurred."

One hundred and twenty and seven were the dreidels on Rachel's shelf, and she was about to add another to her collection, for she had just bedded another man.

The pink plastic spinning top crashed dizzily to its side on the cracked hardwood floor, leaving the Hebrew letter nun staring wryly towards the ceiling. "Your boxers," she said, leaning forward with a full-mouthed grin.

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Call me, Ismael.

As she reached another climax, waves and waves of bliss and joy fell over her like a stormy ocean - with her mind calming slowly she set aside another dradel, the tool of pleasure and pain that had tossed her life into total chaos.

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She wasn't dry, but boy, was she ready.

Wow! Previous entry may be unbeatable!

Veronica preferred the large, black vibrating ones with raised characters (for her pleasure), lights and classic melodies.

Veronica preferred the large, black vibrating ones with raised characters, lights and classic melodies.

[it was me before I signed up.  I swear! Sans the "for her pleasure" part.]

She didn't know his name and she didn't care, the man had a dreidels, big ones - thats all that mattered.

After the dreidel collector, Sarah Rochel, had her way with the yeshiva student she lured from his prayers at the Wailing Wall, she took a black pen and inscribed the Hebrew letters-nun, gimmel, hay, pay, on his fatigued penis-- a great miracle happened here.

Hannukah was always a vey special time for Goldie Rosenfarb.

From the moment she first learned to play with her little dreidel, Debbie was hooked.

Some little girls loved Hannukah just for the chocolate gelt, but not Rachel Weisbladt.

Rebekkah spent as much time on top as she did with tops, and that is why the “Reverse Cowgirl” is still called “The Galloping Shlooche” in many parts of Israel. 

These are great submissions. The winner will be announced today Monday. Unfortunately, many of you don't qualify because you failed to register a profile. You don't have to use a real name -- an avatar will do. But once you register we'll have your email address, which is where we contact you if you're the lucky t-shirt recipient. Anyone posting anonymously can't win.

Each year on the 25th day of Kislev, the dreidel collector, with her Hanukkah bush trimmed and ready, began her festival of kindling men; she had one on the first night, two on the second....

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She had a little dreidel, they made it out of latex, and when it was dry and ready, she covered it with Astroglide.

To all the contestants. The winners have been announced here.