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Woody Allen Reads a Pitch for the Best Fake Movie Ever
Instant blockbuster concept features sociopathic mice, Ponzi schemes, a tailor named Abe the Ripper, and a hot blond biologist named April Foxglove Read More
From “Not a Creature Was Stirring:”
“Precisely,” Grossnose enthused. “But get this: not all the mice get nuked; just the mean, frustrated ones—the ones that have been run through mazes over and over without ever finding their way to the tasty Gouda. It’s these embittered creatures that absorb the juiced-up isotopes and become super-intelligent, albeit sociopathic.”
Listen to Allen reading it aloud here.
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