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Daily Jewce: Israeli Nobel Prize, Bob Dylan’s Nobel Prize, Coke Smuggling Jews, Paul Simon Teaching, And More
In the news today: Israeli scientist wins the Nobel in chemistry, Bob Dylan favorite to win Nobel in literature, Israeli orchestra bows to Orthodox pressure, and much more. Read More

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- Israeli scientist Dan Shechtman was awarded the Nobel Prize in chemistry. Jewish nerd power reigns supreme once again.
- Bob Dylan to win Nobel Prize in literature?
- To appease Orthodox subscribers, an Israel orchestra will now offer concerts featuring a female singer as a separate option.
- Today is Jesse Eisenberg’s birthday. To celebrate, a Haredi man was busted for smuggling cocaine. (Kinda like Eisenberg’s character in Holy Rollers…)
- Professor Paul Simon?