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Morning Jewce: Sharon Goes Home, Soros The Controller, Brooklyn Smokes, Old Social Networks, And More
In today’s news: a prime minister goes home, George Soros seems to control everybody, Friendster is apparently still a thing and more. Read More

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- Israel’s comatose former prime minister, Ariel Sharon, finally gets moved home.
- So not only does George Soros control Barack Obama, but he controls Sarah Palin too.
- Camel cigarettes are going to be releasing packs that “pay homage” to the Williamsburg section of Brooklyn. No word if the large Hasidic community will be getting representation.
- Friendster is trying to make a comeback. It thinks it can either be the next Myspace or Facebook, but isn’t quite sure.