Sex & Love
The Anti-Girlfriend: Sex And Swine
I live in Brooklyn so I’m used to folks putting bacon in everything–ice cream, cupcakes, beer. And now–lube. Read More
I live in Brooklyn so I’m used to folks putting bacon in everything–ice cream, cupcakes, beer.
Brought to you by J&D’s comes bacon flavored lube, which is cleverly called baconlube. After the company motto is, “Everything should taste like bacon.”
From the company’s marketing materials:
FACT – People are passionate about bacon. According to a recent survey of Canadians by Maple Leaf Foods, Canada’s market leader in the bacon category, when asked to choose between bacon and sex, more than four in 10 (43%) chose bacon. Thanks to baconlube, Canadians will never have to choose between two of lifes greatest pleasures again. So you’re welcome Canada, you’re welcome – we’ve got your back.
And got you when you’re on your back.
Well, I’ve never found myself forced to choose between bacon and sex, or any meat product and sex but who am I to question Maple Leaf Foods? I’m sure their research is sound and once again proves that I don’t get our neighbors to the north.
It’s the ultimate forbidden for quasi-kosher Jewess–sex and swine.
Reposted from Antigirlfriend.com, a site featuring comics, blogging, and bitching for those in between sex and love.