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 Must Have: Obamica Yarmulkes from Vanity Kippah

Must Have: Obamica Yarmulkes from Vanity Kippah

The weekly Jewcy guide to Jewish and Israeli prize buys
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The Obamica: "Because anything Obama and Jewish is cool."The Obamica: "Because anything Obama and Jewish is cool." Shmuly Tennenhaus’ life moto goes something like this: “If God gives you lemons, make Kippahs out of them.”
The outcome? Introducing Vanity Kippahs, a new line of politically-inspired Kippot that encourages Jews and non-Jews alike, from both sides of the political spectrum, to go ahead and “Get Ur Freak Kip’ On.”

Just think what your shulmates will say when they see you sporting that stylin’ McCippah in bright blue or the Obamica in white? The polls are in: whether you think “McCain is Zayer Shain” (as printed on the McCippah), or your "Bubby is voting Obama" (as advertised on the Obamica), you will be the coolest kid in the political campaign sandbox. Though it may still be too close to call, at this point the McCippah is currently leading the Obamica in sales.

All Vanity Kippahs come with two complimentary kippah clips and will arrive in three to five days, without any shipping fees.The McCippah: "Wear your McCippah to a Bar Mitzvah, synagogue, the grocery store and to the zoo."The McCippah: "Wear your McCippah to a Bar Mitzvah, synagogue, the grocery store and to the zoo."

If politics isn’t your thing, fear not! The Hot Kippah might be the yarmulke for you! Its sassy pink stitching reads, “Don’t you wish your kippah was hot like mine?” Plus, it might just get you some action. Shmuly, the Seattle-based Vanity Kippah creator, describes himself the following way, “I am 27. Single Jewish male. With beautiful blue eyes. My parents would like me to get married last week. However, after conferring with many similar specimens of my race, I am realizing that this is a commonality.”

Ever since he started to wear his Kippahs in public, though, he’s been getting noticeable attention from the ladies. He says, “I had coffee with an Asian female yesterday. Purely platonic. She loved it. Plus, last Sabbath, I wore my VK to shul. And I could not help notice a girl checking me out from the women's gallery. Hot.”

Shmuly tells Jewcy that although Vanity Kippah is a relatively new company, business has been going pretty well so far. However he does admit that he is surprised to find himself in the yarmulke business, remarking, “I never in my wildest dreams thought I'd ever be a Kippah mogul.” The thing is, when you learn a little bit more about Shmuly, besides his self-proclaimed "beautiful eyes," his place in the commercial Kippah industry starts to make a little more sense.

Shmuly’s passions for pop culture and Judaism tend to produce some interesting results.

Dontcha?: "The text and the trimming are in hot pink because that's how you & I roll."Dontcha?: "The text and the trimming are in hot pink because that's how you & I roll."“My father is a practicing Rabbi," he said. "So are my other two brothers. I have a Rabbinical degree though I do not practice. When I lived in Montreal, my Smicha (Rabbinical) certification was gathering dust on the bookshelf while a poster of Elisha Cuthbert hung from my wall. I would explain to visitors that if my Rabbinical degree had thighs like Ms. Cuthbert, it too would be hanging from the wall.”

Despite the rabbinic degree, Shmuly’s occupational background is actually rooted in marketing and technology. He says, “In early 2007, I was "relocated" to Seattle to work for a high tech start-up.” But that’s not all that happened. It was also in 2007 that Shmuly became something of an internet sensation. The New York Times mentioned Shmuly in an article about his channel on YouTube.

Unfortunately, Vanity Kippah has not always been the receiver of such glowing press. When asked about VK media coverage thus far, Shmuly responds that some people, especially Jews, don’t seem to be able to appreciate the humor in his product. While he has received “Flowering coverage in the non-Jewish press,” Shmuly has also gotten “Skewering response in the Jewish media.” He jokes, “Read the comments on this article. I feel like Philip Roth, minus the literary talent.“

But a few negative comments are not enough to stop the kippot, and Shmuly still aims to transform the skullcap from a religious item to a broader fashion statement. He explains, “Madonna made Kabbalah pop culture. My goal is to do the same for the kippah. A religious article does not need to be drab. Nor should it be confined to only a small percentage of the population.”

In that vein, Shmuly’s got a lot more in store for Vanity Kippah. He announces, “I will be a launching a collection exclusively for non-Jews. Of course Jews will be permitted to shop the collection. And buy a NJK (non-Jew-Kippah) for their non-Jewish friend. It's the ultimate gift for a secret Santa exchange.”

Get your own Obamica or McCippah here.



 
roguejew

roguejew


The Rogue Jew

I could never wear one with the Chosen One's name on it!  It is an insult to every Jew and especially those living in Israel. Obama will abandon the Jewish State of Israel much like Carter abandoned Iran in 1979.  J





roguejew

roguejew


The Rogue Jew  says they're three things that scare the hell out of me....Osama, Obama and Chelsea's momma!





Jonathan Matz

Jonathan Matz


And Shmuly is ripping off some other people!  Specifically, jewsforobama.blogspot.com, started making these a year ago, long before Obama was given a shot of ever beating HRC.  Wearing one back then was a statement of faith in an improbable cause.  Now, it's just Shmuly trying to cash in on a craze, without even giving credit to those he plagiarizes.





Helen Jupiter

Helen Jupiter


...a tad more creative.  Just a tad.



Shootingsparks


i am sure you will do a brisk trade in "non-Jew-Kippah"





Anonymous


OK Everyone, Two things:

1. I am personally not one to wear a kippa with suggestive slang or political slogans, and unfortunatley I'm pretty sure it is a no-no as the Kippa is meant to have reverance for G-d and not glorify other potential leaders. I believe that it is almost bordering on the whole idolatry wagon, NOT that it is the same thing, but rather it's taking the focus away from why the kippa even exists in the first place. HOWEVER- if it makes people more excited and interested in their heritage, I cannot doom the Vanity Kippa to a state of sacrilige for all eternity. I grew up in a conservative household, so the ideals I was taught tended to veer more towards the traditional side. Yet, as I got older, I realized that not everything that is traditional is by my standards ethically kosher, and not everything that is modern, new or progressive is traif. What I worry about is that like the Madonna Kaballah Craze, just because it's high profile doesn't mean it's flattering. Madonna has done some great things, but I also find her to be somewhat of a hypocrite, and if people look at her coming out of the kaballah center wearing all white and a red string and think "Woah, that's Judiasm? Sweet. It's so easy!" I worry that people won't look beyond it to discover the thousands of years of history behind our people. 

I really do believe people should be able to practice religion/spirituality however they want, and maybe it's because I come from a household that valued tradition very heavily, but I think it is important to know the history behind any faith you practice.  And if the answer to What is being jewish? is as simple as wearing a "McCain is Zayne Shane"or "Obamica" kippa, then these people will still be just as ignorant of where and who they come from. 

ALSO! While reading this article, I decided to click the link to IsraelNationalNews.com, and they had a really funny ad! Guess what it said... It said that some JEWISH organization was offering alternativs to homosexuality. Isn't that hilarious? Actually it's freaking frightening. I mean, I have always thought of  Judiasm as being an open, progressive culture throughout history, but to still see crap like that makes me want to barf. It's no better than a Mormon church that uses shock therapy to pray away the gay in their congregants. To these people, all I want to say is, WAKE UP. One in every ten babies born will grow up to be gay, so chances are someone in your Congregation, wait a minute, even your Rabbi (GASP!) is probably gay. So give Shlomo a break, leave the judging up to a higher power, and spend you time doing more constructive things for your and others lives.