What Is Up With Jewcy??
You may be wondering why the site was down for so long last night. We may be wondering what kind a creepy person was up until four a.m. wondering things like that. And so we've reached an impasse. But you … Read More
But you probably have a lot of other things you're wondering about. Some examples: "Why doesn't the Events page work?" "Is it just me, or do one or two other pages look weird also?" and "If they killed fewer people total than normal bees do each year, why are they called 'Killer Bees?'"
The answer to all these questions lies in the massive overhaul of site infrastructure that occurred last night between the hours of 11:00 p.m. and 4:00 a.m. Eastern Standard Time. Rest assured we'll be addressing most, if not all, of these problems by the end of day Tuesday.
The likelihood of people noticing too many other problems should be pretty low, but what do I know? By 1:30 Eli Valley had already sent me three emails, a text message, and a voicemail where he was in tears, screaming, "I want my Jewcy" like the little kid from the old Maypo advertisements. In other news, Francois emailed, speculating that Ahmadinejad's forces took a moment off from their NYC excursion to wreak havoc on our servers. And Tamar emailed me also, just saying hello, apparently unaware that the site was in ruins.
Note to self: Remove Tamar from list of possible home security system vendors.