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Get Rid Of These Tight Clothes And All Our Troubles Will Be Gone

The Haredi have waged their own war on immodest clothing in an attempt to rid Israel of all their problems. The extremists have been collecting clothes in Jerusalem door-to-door for months and finally set their collection on fire on Thursday.

The following is a rundown of inappropriate clothing, girls. Be sure to check your closets and start packing.

Tricot shirts Lycra shirts and skirts Open-collared shirts Short and tight skirts Skirts with a slit Skirts with a straight cut Long or bulky earrings Clothes and bags in loud, flashy colors Wigs that are too exclusive Transparent or colorful stockings Clunky shoes

No wonder they didn't want me anywhere near The Western Wall.

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