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God Appears in Philadelphia Eggplant

Or possibly "Gid" — apparently, even if you're holy, it's difficult to spell your name using the seeds of a live eggplant.  My second favorite thing about this story is the final line, which informs us that the owners of the blessed vegetable are considering selling it on eBay.  And my first favorite thing about the story is the poll that follows, in which 91% of 1000 respondents said they would consider purchasing a God-eggplant in an online auction.

Related: A woman in New Jersey also found a heavenly eggplant, but it doesn't have any kind of holy name — just sketches of angels.  New Jersey always gets the shaft.

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