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IDF’s Secret Weapon: Balloons

Israel is getting very creative with their weapons of mass destruction these days. First, there was Jordan's complaint about odoriferous smells being emitted from Israel in the direction of the King's Palace. By the way, these obnoxious fumes were traced back to a cow quarantine facility.

Now Israel's other neighbor, Lebanon, is upset over balloons released in Lebanon as part of an Israeli promotional campaign for the newspaper, Ha'ir.

An Israeli promotional campaign involving balloons caused panic among Lebanese civilians Saturday when the wind carried them over the border into southern Lebanon.

The Lebanese media reported that some civilians were hospitalized after inhaling the gas in the balloons.

Lebanon's official news agency claimed that they were "poisoned balloons" dispersed by IDF aircraft.

Cows? Balloons? What next Israel? Falafel?

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