The 57th annual Miss Israel Pageant crowned its latest queen Tuesday night: 18-year-old Liran Kohner. Unfortunately for Liran, the victory will not relieve her of her military duties as she'll have to juggle the responsibilities of both. Not to mention, deal with a swarmy Ryan Seacrest platonically feeling her up so as to convince the audience he's sincerely straight at the Miss USA Pageant.
Eurovision contestants' Teapacks performed their "Push The Button" song reminding us all that while "the world is [indeed] full of terror," that for one night, we could put aside our guns, grenades, nuclear missiles, and other weapons of mass destruction and celebrate some beauty. If nothing else, than that of the teenage women that look at least 25 variety.
And what's so bloody wrong with that?