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Men Are Like A Box Of Chocolate Covered Matzo Balls

The best personal ad to emerge from Craigslist in a long time: Are your matzah balls chocolate covered? Then you are the guy for me. Am a nice graduated Catholic school girl looking for the Black Jewish man of my … Read More

By / January 14, 2007

The best personal ad to emerge from Craigslist in a long time:

Are your matzah balls chocolate covered?

Then you are the guy for me. Am a nice graduated Catholic school girl looking for the Black Jewish man of my dreams.

You:

6'0"+, 20-28, great sense of humor, handsome, fun-loving, big biceps, dog lover, into Mel Brooks movies is a plus.

Me:

Enthusiastic college student open to new experiences! Curvy with curly hair, piercing blue eyes, amazing sense of humor and infectious laugh.

Are you up for fun nights out and long nights in? Then put on your yarmulke and I'll put on the plaid skirt!

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