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Penguins and Morrissey Save Iraq

On IMs, a good friend and Reservesman poses this solution for an end to the fighting in Iraq:

I will put plush penguins on my hummvee, who would shoot at a Penguin

"What is wrong Ahmad, why do you hesitate"

"I am sorry Said, hey I am all about destroying the imperialist infidel puppets of Zion, I mean I even minored in Insurgency in college, but I just cannot shoot that penguin, look at him, Said, he looks like he is wearing a tuxedo! Such cuteness surely must please God"

"Yes Ahmad I know, I have not felt like making IEDs since watching the "Feet of Happiness"

"yes let us return back to Secret Terrorist Hideout, I need to check my MySpace anyway and if we hurry we can catch the rest of Mesopotamian Idol"

"Oh I love that show! But it saddens me each year when we must stone the winner"

"Well you know our policy on Idols, but hey at least they get a record deal out of it"

"Yes Have you heard Taylor Hicks and Osama bin Laden's new CD? 'Duets from the Minarets' I have been rocking it all week"

"check out track 5: Shi'a Bop"

"Hummvee like the Wolf"

"Enjoy the Silencer"

"How Sunni is Now"

"Hi-5ing an Arab"

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