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What the Olsens Missed Out On

The Gallatin School of Individualized Study at New York University will add a class this semester called "The Thingliness of Things," the Washington Square News reported yesterday. The Olsen twins (Gallatin drop-outs) must just be kicking themselves for missing out on that one… That is, in between starving themselves, purging, and/or boyfriend stealing. Other ridiculous classes offered by NYU include:

-Politics and Portraiture (Tisch School of the Arts) in which students make collages

-Body Wisdom: Experiential Anatomy for Performers (Gallatin School of Individualized Study): textbooks include "The Anatomy Coloring Book."

Yes, this is what $30,000+ a year for tuition alone will buy you. I know there are more I'm just not recalling at the moment, so if any of my fellow alums/students are reading this, please do share how you wasted your tuition money at NYU.

 

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