“I think the people who are criticizing it or criticizing the idea of it, don’t really get it, because if they did, they would like it,” Gwyneth Paltrow recently told People.   Oh Gwynnie, I feel your pain!  As the writer for Jewssip, Celebrity News From a Higher Authority, I  know how it feels to be judged by close-minded individuals who just don’t understand.  Just the other evening at my local bar,  a very angry Palestinian with an authentic kaffiyeh (aka terrorist scarf) called me “a piece of subhuman garbage” after I told him about Jewssip.  I tried to engage him in a conversation about comedy as a means for social change, but he was too busy calling me a “delusional moron."

Find Out What Happened…. 

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Will Leo be joining Ivanka Trump in Hebrew school? He will if wants to marry his girlfriend Bar Refaeli.  Aaron Braunstein, who’s busy promoting the Brawl at the Wall, a regular Thrilla in Manilla between Israeli and Palestinian fighters on July 4, told the Daily News that Bar Refaeli’s father has made his feeling clear – “He told me that if Leo doesn’t convert to Judaism, there will be no marriage.”

Have You seen Bar Refaeli Get Undressed on a Israeli Commercial? Well ,what are you waiting for…start watching>>>

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Nu, vat’s your sign, mamaleh?  Start reading your Horascopes – Astrology for the Chosen People, and find out Ophi’s – The Jewess is Loose -predictions for your 3-day weekend. 

Aries (Mar 21-Apr 19) Taurus (Apr 20-May 20) Gemini (May 21-June 20) Cancer (June 21-July 22) Leo (July 23-Aug 22) Virgo (Aug 23-Sep 22) Libra (Sep 23-Oct 22) Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21) Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21) Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19) Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18) Pisces (Feb 19-Mar 20)

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That was some genius who put Alex Haines in charge of the Good Ship Winehouse, working as Amy’s assistant.  Though the young bloke in the pea coat had no problem jumping into Amy’s boat, he was barely able to keep her afloat.  Seems Amy’s Boy Friday kept her bed warm as well as buttered her toast and poured her coffee in the morning.  All Wino had to do was craft her pipe and smoke some crack.

"It was like having my own little porn star. Amy was so dirty—she wanted sex all time. We did it four or five times a day and she’d even wake me up for it. She was addicted to sex like she was to drugs.”

“When Amy ran out of the drug it she would cut the bottle in half and sit there on the floor completely wired, scraping the inside to get the residue with a screwdriver." News of the World 

Alex, who obviously doesn’t work for Amy any more, also revealed that Amy was a cutter and bulimic.  He also said, that Wino is haunted that she’ll be in the "27 club" – to be dead at 27 just like Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison and Kurt Cobain. Oh Amy, aim higher – start your own club!

Crossposted at Jewssip.com – Celebrity News From a Higher Authority

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