So, the 50th annual Celebrate Israel parade is happening in New York City on June 1—mazal tov, guys!—and while I am not one for big crowds on a Sunday morning, I am very much one for Dr. Ruth Westheimer, who appears here in this promo video expressing her support for Israel, and urging people to come to the parade. Her reasons are fairly compelling:

1. She promises all attendees “good sex” with their “significant other.”

2. She reminds us that she was a sharpshooter in the Haganah and that she still knows how to hit a target: “Whoever is not going to give us support, watch out for me!”

Image: Andy Kropa/Getty Images for Communications Strategies

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