• The Islanders are ditching Nassau Coliseum for Jay-Z’s Barclays Center, which was their second choice of residence after Murray Hill.

• Frank Foer explains why his new book, Jewish Jocks: An Unorthodox Hall of Fame, co-edited with Marc Tracy, isn’t the world’s shortest book.

• Judd Apatow will guest-edit Vanity Fair’s April comedy issue.

• In related news, Seth Rogen says that Judd Apatow is no Ben Affleck.

• Josh Lambert agrees with Jewcy columnist Jacob Silverman on the troubling way people keep referencing porn star James Deen’s Jewishness.

• Drunk Jeff Goldblum is back, and this time he’s using PayPal:

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• Lena Dunham forgot her pants again. Instead, she got a $1 million book deal.

• Brooklyn native Barbra Streisand says playing at the Barclays Center is a homecoming for her.

• Being a Jew in China means everyone assumes you’re good with money.

• Jewish Jocks, a new book edited by Frank Foer and friend-of-Jewcy Marc Tracy, was deemed ‘highbrow brilliant’ by the New York Magazine approval matrix.

• The world came full circle when Jerry Seinfeld wrote to the New York Times to criticize an opinion column hating on the word ‘really.’

• Rashida Jones impersonates a Jewish grandmother and does a German accent on Conan:

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