Max Greenfield, the actor who plays Zooey Deschanel’s lovably high-strung, high-maintainence roommate Schmidt on New Girl, might have to throw some cash in Schmidt’s douche jar for this one. He chronicled his Emmy Awards prep (Schmidt got a well-deserved best supporting actor nod) for Gwyneth Paltrow’s uber-blog, goop, in a post called “A Man of Great Tom Ford-itude.”

Last time he did this to us, we weighed the pros and cons of Schmidt-by-goop. Conclusion: Real-life Schmidt, still endearing. If you want to maintain that image of Greenfield, stick to these key time-stamped moments:

6:30 a.m.: My daughter wakes me up. She has no clue what the Emmys are. She wants a waffle.

Disregard 12:15 p.m. entirely. I repeat: Disregard 12:15 p.m. Fine: Before we get into the limo I watch a YouTube video of Gwyneth Paltrow winning the Oscar for her performance in Shakespeare in Love to remind me what grace looks like. :)

1:30 p.m.: My limo driver Danny tells me that he’s never seen the show before but thinks that I will win. It’s nice to know that Danny has more faith in me than my mother.

5:09 p.m. – 8 p.m.: Blah, Blah, Homeland, Blah, Blah, I MEET BILL HADER! Blah, Blah, Blah the show ends.

12:20 a.m.: We return home. My wife and I reflect on what was an incredible evening and how lucky we were to have been a part of it.

Aw, Schmidt!

Max Greenfield’s Emmy Experience [goop] Previously: New Girl’s Max Greenfield Guest Edits Goop, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Newsletter
Network Jews: Schmidt from New Girl

The post New Girl’s Max Greenfield Guest-Editing Gwyneth Paltrow’s Blog Goop Again appeared first on Jewcy.

• Well, this is awkward. 18% of people surveyed think Obama is Jewish.

• Willa Paskin talks to Morgan Saylor, the young actress who plays Dana Brody on Homeland.

• Alicia Silverstone stars in Vamp, which is basically Clueless for the Twilight era.

• Mover over Gwyneth, Elizabeth Taylor invented Goop first—and it was a cocktail.

• John Goodman is hanging out with the Coen brothers again.

• Before your power goes out, watch Drake’s graduation speech:

The post Daily Jewce: Drake’s Graduation Speech, People Think Obama is Jewish appeared first on Jewcy.

• Irving Cohen, the Catskill’s unoffical matchmaker, died at 95. His obituary is the stuff of legends.

• While dad was crushing it at the U.N. with his bomb diagram, 21-year-old Yoni Netanyahu was partying it up around Manhattan.   

• Mandy Patinkin is a ninja, and other things we learn from the 25th anniversary screening of The Princess Bride.

• Our girl Gwyneth Paltrow is trying to make a Go Gos musical. Godspeed, Goop.

• The recording studio where Drake made his first two albums is now home to a 50-seat theater. No word on whether any Degrassi tribute shows have been scheduled yet.

• Over at Vulture, Jesse David Fox points out the insane Jewishness of Guilt Trip, a new movie starring Seth Rogen and Barbra Streisand.

The post Daily Jewce: Barbra Streisand’s New Jewish Movie, Bibi’s Son Parties in NYC appeared first on Jewcy.

• He’s baaack: John Galliano has allegedly filed a 15 million euro employee/employer dispute claim in French labor court.

• Meet the actress married to Seth Rogen.

• Tom Bower has been cast as Dwight Schrute’s oft-referenced former Nazi uncle, Heinrich Manheim, on a spinoff of The Office.

• Take a walk down sartorial memory lane with Gwyneth Paltrow.

• British actor Jamie Bell has been added to the cast of Lars von Trier’s Shia LaBeouf-filled film, Nymphomaniac.

• Members of the Israeli band Monica Sex learned the hard way not to get undressed mid-concert, or else the police might get involved.

The post Daily Jewce: Dwight Schrute’s Nazi Uncle Cast on ‘The Office’ Spinoff appeared first on Jewcy.

• This Santa Claus look-alike was asked to stop agreeing to pose for pictures with children while visiting Disneyworld.

• A look at how the Israeli television series, Prisoners of War, stacks up against its Claire Danes-starring American equivalent, Homeland—and a reminder that the first season of Prisoners of War is available for online viewing on Hulu.

• Israeli designer Yigal Azrouël crafted a trendy baseball tee as part of a high-fashion collaboration between the New York Mets and the CFDA.

• Goop maven Gwyneth Paltrow’s new film is called Blood, Bones & Butter, gulp.

• Gene Wilder had a lot of input on his Willy Wonka costume.

• Akiva Schaffer, the other guy behind SNL Digital Shorts, talks about directing the new Stiller/Vaughn/Hill flick, The Watch. Here’s a very foul-mouthed, definitely NSFW preview:

The post Daily Jewce: ‘Prisoners of War’ vs. ‘Homeland,’ Yigal Azrouël and the Mets appeared first on Jewcy.

We’re torn, because goop’s ubiquity stems from us loving to hate its groomed, glossy existence and its espousal of a lifestyle that, for pretty much everyone in the world except for Paltrow herself, is not only financially unreasonable but logistically impossible. One can only detox so often.

We do, however, have to give Gwyneth credit for correctly identifying Greenfield’s New Girl character, Schmidt, as “the kind of guy you lusted after at your cousin’s Bar Mitzvah.” And, full disclosure: my gynecologist delivered Gwyneth’s son Moses, which I know because I spent $3.99 on the goop city guide app, but which I haven’t found a way to casually bring up mid-exam.

So does the awesomeness of Greenfield finding yet another medium through which to entertain us outweigh the annoyingness of his Schmidt-like endorsement of goop’s cultural value? Should Greenfield have to contribute to Schmidt’s douchebag jar for this one? You be the judge.

Pro: Of HBO’s Girls, he says, “Lena Dunham is Jewish Punk Rock.”

Con: He uses the word ‘trousers.’

Pro: He makes a strong argument for throws (“a throw is not to be confused with a blanket”), particularly the Jonathan Adler variety.

Con: He’s guest editing a Goop newsletter.

Pro: He’s really cute about his daughter.

Con: He panders to Clooney.

Pro: He asks the real questions: “How am I supposed to be ‘Ready for Summer’ when I was never ‘Ready for Spring’?”

Con: He might wear high neck sweaters. What would Schmidt say?

Pro: He and I have the same tortoise shell iPhone cover, which redeems his potential collaborative misstep and basically makes us best friends.

Previously: Network Jews: Schmidt from ‘New Girl’

(Photo credit: Imeh Akpanudosen/Getty Images)

The post ‘New Girl’s Max Greenfield Guest Edits Goop, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Newsletter appeared first on Jewcy.