• Remember to never do anything even remotely religious when visiting New Zealand, because they might freak out and haul you in for questioning.  Example: the guy who was arrested for performing the ritual of wrapping tefillin in an airport.  I guess the Kiwi cops weren’t hipped to the fact that the ancient Jewish custom isn’t something you see many suicide bombers doing.

• A husband in the clink and now a son in the ground: the Madoff family is over says Ruth Madoff.

• Roman Abramovich buys an island to store his art.

• Ben Greenman picks up on secret cables leaked from the North Pole.

• How did “Jewish” Jordan Farmer fare against his former team the Los Angeles Lakers?

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