Meet Yenta. It’s a new Jewish dating service (could you guess?) that brings a little something different to the online dating scene. The New York Post reports:

Somewhat similar to the gay application Grindr, the free mobile dating service uses GPS technology to allow users to peruse the profiles of nearby Jews.

The profile asks questions like “How Jewish are you?” “What’s your shtick?” and “What will impress your mother?”

According to the Post, the site has 10,000 users so far. Will you be joining? They’re offing a free ‘gold membership’ while they test the site. I’m not so sure I trust a dating site that sells ‘Shtup the Chef’ aprons, but that’s just me.

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Location: 1 Train, Uptown bound.

Brunette #1: I need to go to Costco now that Pesach is over – first all you have is chametz, then all you need is chametz – there’s no food in my house!

Brunette #2: Oh, maybe I’ll go with you! I went yesterday, but I was so crazed with the baby I forgot to pick up that diamond tennis bracelet…

Location: hole in the wall bar, Alphabet City.

Non-Jewish Girl: What’s that Hitler movie again…? About the Holocaust?

Jewish girl: Schindler’s List? Shoah?

Non-Jewish Girl:  No… I remember! It’s that parody I saw on YouTube.

(Cue awkward silence.)

Location: Bergdorf Goodman Shoe Salon

Yente to Non-Working Mother: You know they say that there are three things in this world that you can always only do two out of three well: work, work out and be a mother.

To our beloved ladies of Jew York,

May you continue to be full blown yentas, completely tactless and utterly shameless.

Yours truly, The Judgemental Jewy Jewcy HQ.

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