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A new website offers just the thing that’s been missing this election season: Yiddish curses for your political foes. “May you live to a hundred and twenty without Social Security or Medicare,” reads one of the entries on the Yiddish Curses for Republican Jews site. And they’re not messing around: according to the site’s Facebook page,

“The best Yiddish curses start out like a blessing and then snatch it all away. You should make a fortune…and spend it all on doctors. You should eat a feast of the most delicious foods imaginable…and every bite should make you sick. They are specific, which is why we’ve written a whole bunch of new ones for these very particular circumstances.”

Here are some of our favorite 2012-inspired additions:

“May your insurance company decide constipation is a pre-existing condition.”

“May you make a fortune, and lose it all in one of Sheldon Adelson’s casinos.”

“May your son be elected President, and may you have no idea what you did with his goddamn birth certificate.”

Yiddish Curses for Republican Jews [official site]

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