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		<title>Daily Jewce: Gilad Shalit, Jokes About Jews, Driving Babies, and More</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2012 15:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>In the news today: Gild Shalit becomes a reporter, Jerry Lewis ails, a baby arrives to his bris in style, and more</p>
<p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://jewcy.com/news/daily-jewce-gilad-shalit-jokes-about-jews-driving-babies-and-more">Daily Jewce: Gilad Shalit, Jokes About Jews, Driving Babies, and More</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://jewcy.com">Jewcy</a>.</p>
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• Gilad Shalit will be <a href="http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/06/13/2847733/freed-hamas-hostage-en-route-to.html">covering the NBA Finals</a> as a special correspondent for Yediot Ahranot.</p>
<p>• Jokes about Jews have long been fodder for gentile comedians, but <a href="http://www.tabletmag.com/jewish-arts-and-culture/theater-and-dance/102403/non-jews-telling-jokes">the results can be messy</a>.</p>
<p>• Refuah shleimah to legendary entertainer Jerry Lewis, <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/lewis_health_scare_at_friars_yRpJ5sCAzS6I1vHifMUV4K">who was taken to a New York hospital</a> after collapsing (reportedly because of low blood sugar) at an event at the Friars Club.</p>
<p>• NYC royalty <a href="http://gothamist.com/2012/06/10/obama_visits_nyc_this_week_to_shake.php">Sarah Jessica Parker and Anna Wintour</a> are co-hosting an $80k-per-person fundraiser for Barack Obama at SJP&#8217;s brownstone tonight. That&#8217;ll buy ya a lot of Mitt-is-a-mean-ol&#8217;-rich-vampire-capitalist ads.</p>
<p>• You should probably watch <a href="http://www.6nobacon.com/2012/06/13/israeli-baby-arrives-to-his-own-brit-in-a-remote-control-video/">this video</a> of an Israeli baby being brought into his bris in a remote-controlled car.<br />
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		<title>Daily Jewce: Mohel Tweets About Baby&#8217;s Small Penis, Israeli Gas Mask Bongs for Sale, and more</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 15:10:30 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>In the news today: Louis C.K.'s Woody Allen-inspired trailer for ‘Louie,’ David Rakoff's eating patterns, Nicky Hilton dating a Rothschild, and more</p>
<p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://jewcy.com/news/daily-jewce-mohel-tweets-about-babys-small-penis-israeli-gas-mask-bongs-for-sale-and-more">Daily Jewce: Mohel Tweets About Baby&#8217;s Small Penis, Israeli Gas Mask Bongs for Sale, and more</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://jewcy.com">Jewcy</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.jewcy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/daily-jewce-monday2.jpeg" class="mfp-image"><img loading="lazy" src="http://www.jewcy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/daily-jewce-monday2-450x270.jpg" alt="" title="daily-jewce-monday" width="450" height="270" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-127861" /></a>• Trend alert: we’ll take <a href="http://www.haaretz.com/jewish-world/new-yorkers-seek-new-zionist-high-from-israeli-gas-mask-bongs-1.425809?localLinksEnabled=false">Israeli gas mask bongs</a> over these <a href="http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=24268690#chat">$100 ‘Yellow Star’ t-shirts from Urban Outfitters</a>.</p>
<p>• Ever heard the one about the baby <a href="http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4217899,00.html">whose penis was so small the mohel tweeted about it</a>? Oh wait, that really happened.  </p>
<p>• “I’m all about seeing your bra through your clothes,” <a href="http://nymag.com/movies/features/alison-brie-2012-4/">says <em>Community</em> star (and Jewcy obsession) Alison Brie</a>.   </p>
<p>• Writer David Rakoff <a href="http://newyork.grubstreet.com/2012/04/david-rakoff-this-american-life-grub-street-diet.html">eats a lot of Israeli couscous</a>.</p>
<p>• Nicky Hilton, <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/love_in_the_air_GSxtPbfdYLBhbiEHjp3NqJ?utm_medium=Twitter&#038;utm_content=%0A++++++Page+Six&#038;utm_campaign=SFTWPageSix&#038;utm_source=SocialFlow">still dating a Rothschild</a>.</p>
<p>•The trailer for season three of Louis C.K.&#8217;s FX show <em>Louie</em> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVxEeXqN1Nw&#038;feature=player_embedded">looks a lot like Woody Allen’s <em>Manhattan</em> intro, with Rachmaninoff subbing in for Gershwin</a>. </p>
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