• Trend alert: we’ll take Israeli gas mask bongs over these $100 ‘Yellow Star’ t-shirts from Urban Outfitters.
• Ever heard the one about the baby whose penis was so small the mohel tweeted about it? Oh wait, that really happened.
• “I’m all about seeing your bra through your clothes,” says Community star (and Jewcy obsession) Alison Brie.
• Writer David Rakoff eats a lot of Israeli couscous.
• Nicky Hilton, still dating a Rothschild.
•The trailer for season three of Louis C.K.’s FX show Louie looks a lot like Woody Allen’s Manhattan intro, with Rachmaninoff subbing in for Gershwin.