jewish cats – Jewcy https://jewcy.com Jewcy is what matters now Fri, 22 Mar 2013 03:45:54 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.9.5 https://jewcy.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/cropped-Screen-Shot-2021-08-13-at-12.43.12-PM-32x32.png jewish cats – Jewcy https://jewcy.com 32 32 This Cat Eating Matzoh is Our New Passover Mascot https://jewcy.com/news/this-cat-eating-matzoh-is-our-new-passover-mascot?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=this-cat-eating-matzoh-is-our-new-passover-mascot https://jewcy.com/news/this-cat-eating-matzoh-is-our-new-passover-mascot#comments Fri, 22 Mar 2013 03:45:54 +0000 http://www.jewcy.com/?p=141746 I can haz seder?

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Move over Punxsutawney Phil, this cat says it’s officially Passover. After cleaning the house of chametz all year, he got his paws on some matzoh and is ready for the seder:

Cat eats Matza

This happened while our friends from the Gefilteria were showing Tablet staffer Adam Chandler how to make carrot citrus horseradish—and then using it for Passover-ready bloody marys:

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]]> https://jewcy.com/news/this-cat-eating-matzoh-is-our-new-passover-mascot/feed 1 Cats And Jews: Basically The Same Thing https://jewcy.com/arts-and-culture/cats-and-jews?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=cats-and-jews https://jewcy.com/arts-and-culture/cats-and-jews#comments Fri, 17 Jun 2011 15:59:25 +0000 http://www.jewcy.com/?p=108541 Some people only know about Jews by way of stereotyping. Although rooted in a combination of ignorance and validity, mostly they are just mean and nasty. So, allow me to illustrate some of the popular Jewish stereotypes in the warmest, fuzziest way I know how.

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Some people only know about Jews by way of stereotyping. Although rooted in a combination of ignorance and validity, mostly they are just mean and nasty. So, allow me to illustrate some of the popular Jewish stereotypes in the warmest, fuzziest way I know how.

Jews Hate Pigs. Contrary to popular belief, Jews do enjoy pigs. In fact, they make very comfortable chairs.

Diamonds are a Japs best friend. We actually prefer cubic zirconia. No bloodshed for this glamor puss. And besides, how fancy can ones feast get if it comes in a can?

Fiddler On The Roof Myth. Enough with the Klezmer! Just because a cat can fiddle doesn’t mean it’s playing yiddish folk songs (see Girls in Trouble and Clare Burson).

The Neurotic Type. Don’t call me neurotic. I’m just self aware. A cat can’t have a few extra litter boxes without getting sent to the shrink?

The Money Obsession. A penny saved for a rainy day is alright but a penny jar is best used for a neck rub!

Sucking At Sports. Wii bowling it totally a sport.

Jewish men love Asian women. Yes, in fact Jewish cats love Asian cats too.

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