Some people only know about Jews by way of stereotyping. Although rooted in a combination of ignorance and validity, mostly they are just mean and nasty. So, allow me to illustrate some of the popular Jewish stereotypes in the warmest, fuzziest way I know how.
Jews Hate Pigs. Contrary to popular belief, Jews do enjoy pigs. In fact, they make very comfortable chairs.
Diamonds are a Japs best friend. We actually prefer cubic zirconia. No bloodshed for this glamor puss. And besides, how fancy can ones feast get if it comes in a can?
Jewish men love Asian women. Yes, in fact Jewish cats love Asian cats too.