Jurassic Park enthusiast Aaron Glaser went to see Jurassic Park 3-D (a 3-D remake of the original film) with Kerri Doherty of the web series Geeking Out with Kerri Doherty, and the two sat down to chat about the film afterwards. They talked about dinosaur droppings and whether it’s worth dropping $18 to see it in 3-D. They also talked a lot about Jeff Goldblum’s glistening hairy chest, brought to life in a third dimension.

Jeff Goldblum, after all, is a Jewish hero. On Tablet’s list of 100 Greatest Jewish Films, No. 75 is simply ‘Every Jeff Goldblum Movie Ever.’

Previously on Jewcy: Justifying My Jeff Goldblum Man Crush

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Aaron Glaser really wants to be cast in Jurassic Park 4, the upcoming installment of Steven Spielberg’s prehistoric classic. So badly, in fact, that the Long Island-bred comedian, who ran against me for 11th grade student government vice president (we both lost, whatever), would play pretty much any part.

Here’s his audition video, courtesy of Funny or Die. His ideal role? The park hooker: “I hope it gets to Spielberg,” he told me via text message, “because I really, really want to play a prostitute.”

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