Pass me my smelling salts and pour me a seltzer: the Kardashians are buying an apartment in Tel Aviv.

According to The Times of Israel, “Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian are jointly purchasing property at 96 Hayarkon, one of the most exclusive addresses in all of Israel.” Property manager Oved Zangi spilled the beans on Thursday, when he revealed that the Kardashians will be arriving in Israel in about a month to sign off on the $30 million contract. The apartment—which has stunning views of the Mediterranean—is located in a recently redeveloped Bauhaus building, just a couple minutes walk from Frishman beach. The original structure was designed in 1935 by architect Pinchas Bijonski, and a super-swish modern tower was added in 2012. Feast your eyes on its gorgeous curved balconies (swoon!) right here.

Haaretz reports that Scott Disick, Kourtney Kardashian’s Jewish partner (and father to their three children), is the one who’ll be signing on the dotted line. But in the generous economy of Kardashian family, what’s my multi-million dollar vacation home is your multi-million dollar vacation home—so God-willing we can expect visits from Kim, Kanye, North, et al by Passover. Next year in a Tel Aviv penthouse!

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Nicki Minaj did a stellar impression of Beyonce on SNL this past weekend—so good, in fact, that the Jewish world totally overlooked her slightly-less-stellar-but-still-excellent Kim Kardashian impersonation, in which she revealed the big scoop of the holiday season, which we solemnly bring to you now: the story behind the Official Kim K Hanukkah card.

Dressed in a nude body-con dress, her luscious hair extensions cascading over her shoulders, Minaj-as-Kardashian patiently explained the truth behind her beloved/infamous nude photo shoot for Paper Magazine. Apparently, editors “forgot to put the backgrounds in so the photos are completely out of context,” and they’re actually all, like, super-noble public service announcements in service of the betterment of humanity! Like, her oil-slicked body is really “a warning about the new Keystone Pipeline.” And that crazy champagne-parabola pic is actually a “part of a math competition for high school seniors.” (“X equals full frontal!”)

And that final shot of Kardashian exuberantly facing the camera front on, breasts akimbo? “It was going to be my Hanukkah card for my Jewish friends,” Minaj cooed in Kim’s signature vocal fry register. “L’Chaim!”

Quoth Kim: that’s hot.

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