Lena Dunham is hosting Saturday Night Live this week. Here’s the official promo with cast member and fellow young feminist, Kate McKinnon. For your convenience, we have included a transcript of the most aspirational and inspirational part of the video! (But there’s a good shirtless bit too, so keep watching you lecherous bastards.)

Lena Dunham‘s Goals For The Week:

1. Be on time,
2. Wear comfortable shoes,
3. Don’t ask too many questions,
4. Be present at all times,
5. Take deep breaths,
6. Have some sort of vegetable serving every day,
7. Focus on what I like about myself rather than what I don’t like about myself,
8. Stretch every morning,
9. Have two cups of coffee max per day,
10. Relax,
11. And have fun.

Kate McKinnon‘s Goal For The Week:

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The rise and rise of Lena Dunham continues. Variety reports that the creator and star of HBO’s Girls will be hosting Saturday Night Live on March 8. Indie rock band The National will be special musical guests. (Fun Jewy fact: guitarist and songwriter Aaron Dessner studied Jewish history at Columbia and worked in Yale’s Holocaust archive.)

We are very excited, but probably not as excited as Ms. Dunham:

Thank you for the SNL love. Dream come true. Can’t wait to debut my character “girl who googled serial killers all night & has lots to say”!

— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) February 25, 2014

(Photo credit: Robyn Beck/Getty Images)

Also on the topic of SNL: See Fred Armisen’s Un-aired SNL Impersonation of Ira Glass

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• Fred Armisen dresses up like Larry King to interview him.

• A Jewish Lebanese-born collector shows off his goods in Amsterdam.

• Two Jewish looking puppets get engaged.

• Susan Sontag and Joann Sfar get the documentary treatment.

• Aaron Dessner and his band, The National, have had a pretty great year.  They talk about it at Pitchfork.

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