I want to find the Jewish angle here, but I’m gonna be straight up with you (pun intended): there isn’t one. As far as I can tell, Paula, Dorothea, and Deirdre aren’t MOTs, but we here at Jewcy appreciate bubbes of all backgrounds, so I see no reason to discriminate against those of the WASPy, Washington state persuasion, particularly when there’s an excellent viral video to be shared.

Without further ado, then, here are three grandmas getting stoned for the first time in honor of the legalization of marijuana in their home state.

What Would Bubbe Do?

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The geniuses behind Hello Flo‘s beloved, viral ad campaign of 2013 are back with a sequel—of sorts. In the hilarious new video, a precocious pre-teen who’s waiting anxiously for her first period decides to fake it till she makes it—literally!—by painting glittery red nail polish on a sanitary pad and hoping it passes for the real deal. Upon discovering the deception, her Mom decides to go along with the ruse and throw her a mortifying “First Moon Party,” replete with menses-themed takes on traditional party games, like “bobbing-for-ovaries” (grandpa loves it) and “pin-the-pad-on-the-period.”

So, what’s this all about? Selling period paraphernalia, essentially: Hello Flo is a service that sends you monthly packages filled with tampons, pads and candy, right when you’re due for your period. It’s Birchbox for your vagina. And sure, you can probably buy most of Hello Flo’s products way cheaper at the drugstore, but CEO Naama Bloom knows that there’s nothing people like more than snail mail, candy, and viral videos—especially when they’ve got cramps.

Just remember, wannabe menarche mermaids: “Periods don’t have glitter in them.”

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In October 2013, four-year-old Sruli Muschel became an internet sensation when a video of him reciting the “You can’t handle the truth” speech from A Few Good Men went viral. (It’s adorable.)

Earlier this week, Sruli, now five, appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live with a hilarious new bit: Matthew McConaughey’s “First rule of Wall Street” schtick from Wolf of Wall Street.

Amazingly (and quite appropriately) Sruli hasn’t seen either of these films. His prodigious memory and flair for acting were discovered accidentally, when his father jokingly taught him to say, “You can’t handle the truth” in response to the prompt “I want the truth!”

“It started out as a goof,” said Ben Muschel over the phone. “But then he asked, ‘What comes next?’ So I did the whole speech, and taught it to him line-by-line. He learned it very quickly. We were amazed.”

Sruli’s mom, Shani Muschel, said their son won’t perform for just anyone, but that he was excited to appear on television and had learned his new lines with ease: “He has a good ear for picking things up.” To wit, Sruli knows the 39 melachot (activities prohibited on Shabbat) off by heart. And his memory for details is just as good as his memory for dialogue—he recently reminded Ben, unprompted, about the distinction between using bar soap and liquid soap on Shabbat.

Herewith the footage of Sruli’s Kimmel cameo. You will be charmed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF3M66Mj_9g

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Thanks to the kids rock orchestra at the Artic Music School in Israel, the Internet is now complete. Their cover of Taylor Swift’s dubstep-lite “I Knew You Were Trouble” (which might be about one of the guys from New Direction?) would totally sweep Glee’s New Directions at Regionals. Move over, Rachel Berry.

I can’t decide what the best part of this video is: the girls’ adorable Israeli accents, the guitar section rocking out during the chorus, or the badass drummer with the long hair. It’s probably the way the conductor walks out at the end.

You’re welcome, world:

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