About Emily Gould

Emily Gould is a writer who lives in Brooklyn.

Today In Amy Winehouse: Smoking Crack

By January 22, 2008

A video made the night before scabby British songbird Amy Winehouse appeared in court in such a disheveled state that even Carla Sosenko's bubbe got concerned shows the singer wandering around talking unintelligibly for five minutes and then smoking crack … Read More

Jewciest Week Ever!

By January 18, 2008

Tom Cruise's Scientology indoctrination video was revealed. 'Hebrew Hammer' director Jon Kesselman's eerily Tom Cruiselike Judaism indoctrination video was revealed. David Smydra wondered why the mainstream media can't seem to figure out how to cover religion. Tahl Raz offered a … Read More

Do I Believe In God Today?

By January 14, 2008

Every day, like Rod Stewart, I'm going to look to find a reason to believe. That's right: I'm questioning the existence of some kind of higher intelligence behind the workings of the universe … based on things I find on … Read More

Starbucks Splits With XM: They Don’t Control Everything!

By January 10, 2008

The encroaching domination of Starbucks took a minor blow today — yay! XM Radio and the coffee monolith have dissolved their partnership, which had apparently been less advantageous for the growing satellite radio company than they'd expected. So: gone forever … Read More

Indiana Jones And The Sweaty Leather Jacket

By January 10, 2008

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull hits theaters in May, and the new Vanity Fair has a long, oddly bloggy article about how very rough it's been for George Lucas and Steven Spielberg, two of the highest-grossing … Read More

‘Gossip Girl’ Season Finale Shocker: Still No Jews!

By January 9, 2008

    Tonight's finale of the strike-shortened first season of 'Gossip Girl', the buzzed-about CW show based on the ubersuccessful series of young adult novels about the lives of rich Manhattan private school kids, promises to be a doozy. Will … Read More