Exodus

OMGWTFBIBLE: In Which God Goes All Project Runway on the Israelites

OMGWTFBIBLE: In Which God Goes All Project Runway on the Israelites
By April 9, 2015

The Almighty has VERY specific sartorial tastes. Read More

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OMGWTFBIBLE: In Which God Reveals a Penchant For Interior Decorating

OMGWTFBIBLE: In Which God Reveals a Penchant For Interior Decorating
By March 20, 2015

We all have our inner Martha Stewart. Read More

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OMGWTFBIBLE: In Which God Spends a Great Deal of Time Describing Some Stuff He Wants Made

OMGWTFBIBLE: In Which God Spends a Great Deal of Time Describing Some Stuff He Wants Made
By March 12, 2015

And He wants the Israelites to do unspeakable things to dolphins in the desert. Read More

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OMGWTBIBLE: In Which the Jewish People Are Forever Banned From Eating Cheeseburgers

OMGWTBIBLE: In Which the Jewish People Are Forever Banned From Eating Cheeseburgers
By March 9, 2015

And don’t hold in your liquids, because that’s just GROSS. Read More

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In ‘Exodus: Gods and Kings,’ Turgid Dialogue Plagues a Great Story

In ‘Exodus: Gods and Kings,’ Turgid Dialogue Plagues a Great Story
By December 22, 2014

“This movie makes ‘A Rugrats Passover’ look like ‘Citizen Kane.'” Read More

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OMGWTFBIBLE: A Great Jewish Tradition Begins—Kvetching About Food

OMGWTFBIBLE: A Great Jewish Tradition Begins—Kvetching About Food
By December 18, 2014

Plus, a holy f*&king Shabbos for Hashem. Read More

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OMGWTFBIBLE: High Drama on the Reed Sea

OMGWTFBIBLE: High Drama on the Reed Sea
By December 11, 2014

The Israelites finally peace out, the Egyptian army is obliterated—then a lot of kvetching over water. Read More

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OMGWTFBIBLE: God Plans to Obliterate Egypt’s Entire Army in Cold Blood

OMGWTFBIBLE: God Plans to Obliterate Egypt’s Entire Army in Cold Blood
By December 7, 2014

Also: It’s the Reed Sea, not the Red Sea. Read More

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