Religion & Beliefs

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OMGWTFBIBLE: In Which the Torah Gets All Sacrificial and Bloody, Narrative Be Damned

Tune in to learn more about animal sacrifices and Alan Dershowitz!

OMGWTFBIBLE: In Which God Goes All Project Runway on the Israelites

The Almighty has VERY specific sartorial tastes.

Happy Jew Year!

Creating new Jewish holiday traditions whilst living abroad.

OMGWTFBIBLE: In Which God Reveals a Penchant For Interior Decorating

We all have our inner Martha Stewart.

OMGWTFBIBLE: In Which God Spends a Great Deal of Time Describing Some Stuff He Wants Made

And He wants the Israelites to do unspeakable things to dolphins in the desert.

OMGWTBIBLE: In Which the Jewish People Are Forever Banned From Eating Cheeseburgers

And don’t hold in your liquids, because that’s just GROSS.

OMGWTFBIBLE: In Which God Has a Lot to Say About How to Treat Your Slaves

Also, don’t have sex with your sheep, K?

OMGWTFBIBLE: Live From Limmud UK With Rachel Rose Reid!

Are there actually TEN commandments? It all depends on how you break it down.