About Eli Valley

Eli Valley is finishing his first novel.

Chinese Food on Christmas

By December 6, 2007

Video c/o College Humor.    

Calling All Hoarders

By November 27, 2007

For those of you who need 190 government-impounded, "Shalom"-emblazoned ceramic mugs — and I know, who doesn't? — go here for the bargain of your life. Seems Westchester County found two trailers chock full of Judaica: WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. (AP) … Read More

The Office On Strike

By November 12, 2007

Delightfully Meta: The writer/actors of "The Office" dish on working in a greedy, soul-sucking corporation. Much more on this excellent blog supporting the writers.

Odor of Garlic Not Included

By October 26, 2007

What do you do if you're in Germany and Halloween's just around the corner? Should you go as Elvis? A Gorilla? The Beatles? Should you put on your "Pimpkostüm"? Hell, why not just go as a Jew?

The New Ali G?

By October 17, 2007

Not sure which is more fun: Pia Haraldsen's questions, or James Oddo's Staten Island-sized flip-out. Hat tip to the inestimable Harley at Jewbiquitous.  

The Daily Show on Bush and the Armenian Genocide

By October 12, 2007

Hat tip: JTA Daily Briefing.

“I’m going to blast the Jews, Kyle.”

By October 5, 2007

Your ADL Advocacy Dollars At Work

By September 27, 2007

  The Anti-Defamation League in San Diego has objected to the shape of the buildings. “We told the Navy this was an incredibly inappropriate shape for a structure on a military installation,” said Morris S. Casuto, regional director of the … Read More