About Eli Valley
Modern Orthodox Racism
Kudos to The Jewish Week‘s Gary Rosenblatt for taking on an apparent wave of post-election racism among Modern Orthodox youth. He quotes Elliot Prager, the principal of a day school in Englewood, NJ: "I cannot help but wonder if … Read More
Eli Valley’s The Incredible Hulk
Just in time for the latest summer blockbuster, Eli Valley revisits The Incredible Hulk — as an American Jew. CLICK TO ENLARGE
Spokesman For “The Jewish People” Calls For An End To Jewish Morality
In the glutted landscape of Jewish communal life, no institution blusters with greater pomposity than the Organization That Claims To Speak On Behalf Of The Jews (OTCSBJ). What’s most frustrating about the OTCSBJ is that it often speaks not on … Read More
Eli Valley’s Israel Man and Diaspora Boy
To many people, the concept of Zionism signifies the establishment of a Jewish State, the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, or cheesy Eurotechno discos on the beach. But from its inception, Zionist philosophy was imbued with some rather startling attitudes towards Diaspora Jews. … Read More
The Holocaust Will Be Mass-Mailed
If you’ve ever subscribed to a Jewish newspaper, if you’ve ever signed a Jewish petition, chances are you’re on a donor list. You receive dozens of similarly-worded pitch letters from organizations ranging from The Simon Wiesenthal Center to the American … Read More
Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad Give “Eat My Hamentashen” a Whole New Meaning
c/o Goddess Perlman.
Clip: Agnostic Bar Mitzvah Kid Tells It Like It Is
This kid should've won the Bronfman Big Idea prize.
Video Of The Day: Yes We Can (Stay 10,000 Years In Iraq)
John McCain will see Barack Obama's ¡Si, se puede! and raise him a ¡Cien años en Iraq! However, this effort may not help him win over conservatives worried about Sen. Juan McCain (R-Aztlan).