Patrice Evans (T.A.N.) is a writer, blogger, producer living in NYC. He and his work have sullied venerable media institutions such as The New York Times, NPR, Gawker, Time Out New York, The Huffington Post, EbonyJet, Penthouse, and Deadspin, among others. He pulls at the strings of his fraying sanity with alarming regularity on his blog TheAssimilatedNegro. Bring a sandwich when you go; he has no food to offer.