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Patrice Evans (T.A.N.) is a writer, blogger, producer living in NYC. He and his work have sullied venerable media institutions such as The New York Times, NPR, Gawker, Time Out New York, The Huffington Post, EbonyJet, Penthouse, and Deadspin, among others. He pulls at the strings of his fraying sanity with alarming regularity on his blog TheAssimilatedNegro. Bring a sandwich when you go; he has no food to offer.

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Post-Racial Fight Club

Honestly, if I read one more article or blog about how Obama doesn’t mean the…

Obama Just Threw on His Du-Rag! For Black Americans, This is the Moment of Truth

Until today, black America's excitement about Barack Obama reminded me of an old Eddie Murphy…

Jews and Blacks are Yesterday’s News

As an assimilated Negro, I find that black Jews just tickle my fancy. (Any Oprah/Sarah…