The Emanuels Named As The Jewish Kennedys

Gabrielle Emanuel, niece of former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel and Hollywood power agent Ari, scored a Rhodes scholarship. Are the Emanuels the Jewish version of Americas most famous family?

Stupid Schmucks Make a Swastika Out Of Folding Chairs…Then Get Arrested

Two guys + 18 folding chairs designed into a Nazi symbol + parking lot of synagogue in one of the most Jewish neighborhoods in New York = Recipe for disaster.

Morning Jewce: Bar Mitzvahs On The World Wide Web, A Nazi Gets Off Easy, Bush’s Favorite Book, Regina Spektor On The Screen And More

Today in news: Bar Mitzvah lessons just got a little less personal, a suspected Nazi guard gets off the easy way, we thought we knew George W. Bush better, Jonathan Safran Foer’s talks about his book and much more.

Daily Jewce: Talmud Translations, Chicago Prepares For Rahmageddon, Online Yeshivas And More

Today in news: why don’t you go ahead and try to translate the Talmud, “Rhamageddon,” online yeshivas, Hitler’s UFO and more.

Weekly Yiderati: Cynthia Ozick Gets Dissed And Interviewed, Saul Bellow’s Girlfriend Yetta, Jumbo Lexicons And More

Our weekly literature links include Cynthia Ozick having a new book out, Saul Bellow’s letters getting reviewed, Jonathan Safran Foer’s new “cut up” book and more.

“Werewolf Bar Mitzvah” Gets Remixed. Bar Mitzvah DJs Get Psyched

Soon “Werewolf Bar Mitzvah” will be released on the upcoming 30 Rock soundtrack, officially placing it at the top of crappy DJs playlists to usher in manhood for many 13-year-old boys.

Daily Jewce: Mike Tyson Gets Kosher, Religious Zionists, Julie Klausner in Miami, Ping Pong And More

Today in news: Mike Tyson goes into a new business, it isn’t easy being a religious Zionist, Julie Klausner in the Sunshine State and more

Mark Zuckerberg Had An “Everybody Loves A Jewish Boy” Shirt, Just Like You

The 2003 profile of Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg was found on another website. It looks like just about every other Jewish guys profile.