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Presidential hopeful John McCain on dropping from the race. What? You smokin' somethin'?

Very strange. 'Nuff said.

George Bush goes to Albania and, amidst being fondly groped by throngs of the natives, his watch disappears. The BBC takes us on a sardonically editorialized recounting of the whole horrific ordeal. Watch for such key quotes as, "Even here … Read More

The BBC reports: British people everywhere are confused and saddened by the new 2012 Olympics logo. Scientists predict this phenomenon has already spread to most of Europe and the US. In other news, if you cleverly rearrange the symbols, it … Read More

Booyakasha! Borat may be a little too well recognized to go around mocking every freedom loving racist in the United States, but that shouldn't stop Sascha Baron Cohen's "Ali G" character from making a big impact at the Cannes Porn … Read More

Two Rabbis living in Manchester have come together, playing concerts of Jewish Music and known as evenings of "Music and Joy". Rabbi Danny Bergson on vocals and acoustic guitar and Rabbi Mitchell Goodman on electric and acoustic guitar are taking Manchester, UK … Read More

I've got some bad news for you sunshine, Mickey isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel And they sent us along as a surrogate brand We're gonna find out where you fans really stand.

Britney Spears staged her stunning 15 minute-long comeback concert at a House of Blues in San Diego with a mysterious dance troupe under the pseudonym "The M+M's". Much discussion has gone into what those letters stand for. Madness and Mayhem? … Read More