About Boris Jackson

Boris Jackson lives in Kalamazoo, Michigan with his wife, Maria, and his four children: Julio, Jorge, Squirrelisha, and David. When not thinking of creative challenges, he enjoys bass fishing and playing with the family’s dog, Ralph.

The Death of Boris Jackson. Last Contest.

By September 10, 2007

This Maria. Boris dead. I say no pee on electric fence. Boris pee on electric fence. Last contest to honor memory: Best Epitaph for Boris Jackson (If you cannot think of an epitaph, you may also come up with the … Read More

New Contest: Shmuley Boteach, Grizzly Bears, and More

By September 4, 2007

Howdy. Last week we ran a meta-contest with the promise that the winning entry would be this week’s contest. Because there were only two entries and because they were both darn good, I’ve decided to declare both of them winners. … Read More

The Boris Jackson Challenge — Win a Jewcy Shirt

By August 27, 2007

Howdy, I’m back. I thought we could try a meta-contest this time. Your challenge is to come up with the … Best Boris Jackson Challenge (The winning response will be the official challenge for the following week. You can see … Read More

Contest! Win a Jewcy Shirt

By August 20, 2007

Hello. This is Maria, wife of Boris. Boris sick. Shingles. He give me contest for you. New challenge is… Come up with the .. Best Ending to This Sentence: “I would like to pickle……” (If you cannot think of an … Read More

Contest: Enter And Win A Jewcy Shirt

By August 13, 2007

Hello folks, Here’s my new challenge: Come up with the… Best Title for a Movie About a Cantor Named Solomon Jonesenstein Who Faints During a Particularly Enthusiastic Rendition of Adon Olam, Only to Wake Up Convinced That He’s The New … Read More

Boris Jackson’s Challenge: Best Pick-Up Line…

By August 6, 2007

Hey folks, BJ here. Thanks so much to all of you for participating in my challenge. Before I forget, this week's challenge is to come up with the …. Best Pick-up Line That Uses the Words "Shabbos Goy." Please remember … Read More

Contest Winners and New Contest

By July 30, 2007

Hey Folks, This week's challenge is to come up with the…. Best Haiku About Harvard law professor Alan Dershowitz (Please note that if you cannot think of a haiku about Alan Dershowitz, it is also acceptable to write one about … Read More

Introducing The Boris Jackson Challenge — Enter Now and Win a Free Jewcy T-Shirt!

By July 23, 2007

Hello, and welcome to The Boris Jackson Challenge. Here's how it works: Every Monday, I, Boris Jackson, will challenge you. You are invited to respond to my challenge in the feedback section of my post. The person who provides the … Read More