New Contest: Shmuley Boteach, Grizzly Bears, and More

Howdy. Last week we ran a meta-contest with the promise that the winning entry would be this week’s contest. Because there were only two entries and because they were both darn good, I’ve decided to declare both of them winners. So, this week, you can respond to any of the following challenges: #1) From Jennifer Predigerowitz: If you really were a rich man, would you actually yiedel, diedel, daydel, diedel, diedel dum and biddy biddy bum? Probably not, right? So what would you really sing or do if you were a wealthy man? #2) From necroemoticon: Best name for Boris' beard style. (My suggestion: "The Tsiggee".) Please note: If you cannot come up with an answer to #1 or #2, you may also respond to this challenge: Come up with the … Best concept for a reality show involving a grizzly bear, a naked used car salesman, and Kosher Sex Rabbi Shmuley Boteach. Please remember that the deadline is Friday at 5:00 PM and that only registered members can win. -BJ