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Hello. This is Maria, wife of Boris. Boris sick. Shingles. He give me contest for you. New challenge is… Come up with the .. Best Ending to This Sentence: “I would like to pickle……”

(If you cannot think of an ending to that sentence, it is also acceptable to provide a beginning to this sentence: “…….and then jumped into the burning pit of kasha varnishka without making a sound.” Please enter your responses in the comments section at the bottom of the post. Deadline: Friday, 5:00 PM. Prize: Jewcy shirt of your choice. (Only registered Jewcy members are eligible for the prize.) Boris said I pick winner for last week contest. I like Adam Shprintzen. This summer, David Schwimmer is… The Collapsing Cantor You may want to have your hazzan spayed or neutered. Congratulations.

Say prayer for Boris.

-Maria

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