Craig Leinoff is Jewcy's Director of Technology. He's currently working on his second million, but only because his first million didn't work out so well. He is a recent graduate of Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute where he was a humor columnist and Editor-in-Chief of Statler & Waldorf Magazine.
He used to live with a Chinese family who let him stay there for free, but later moved to Spanish Harlem. Now he lives in Park Slope, in a man's home, which is his castle.
Clip from Idiocracy, one of the most overlooked movies of all time (as well as a Jewcy favorite). Meet the President of America, a man by the name of Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.
Steve Jobs introduces the iRack. It's the perfect complement to the iPod, iMac, and iMicrowave. Unfortunately, it has no exit strategy.
A douchebag (annoying, hipster one, at that) goes to Brooklyn and makes fun of Izzy's kind of people. I couldn't help myself. Sorry, Izzy.
In honor of Britney Spears "successfully completing" her stint at rehab today after several failed attempts. And because Izzy brought the song to Beth Gottfried's attention earlier in her "Ode To Amy Winehouse" post.