The Cat Haggadah by Naomi Zinner April 14, 2011 Welcome kitties and friends of kitties. On behalf of the Jewish feline population, we’d like to wish you a cat sameach. Before we start our seder, are you reclining? “I’m not sure.” ——- The First Cup. “Kat-dish. Amen.” ——- Karpas “Nom nom nom. I love this part. Good for the digestive system.” ——- The Second Cup “Wait, we have to drink 4 of these?” ——- The Four Kittens “Who you callin’ simple?” ——- I Will Not Let Your People Go! ——- Let all who are hungry come and eat! “The meal is served.” ——- Why Only Four Cups? ——- Dayenu! “Sorry, I don’t sing, hippie.” ——- Now We Are Free! “But you’ll let me back in to sleep, right?” Tags LOS ANGELES NEW YORK San Francisco