Today is 52 years Madonna has been on this earth. So to our favorite fake-ass-Jew, we want to say congrats on everything you’ve done, from changing the game to stealing African babies from their parents, and also helping to soil an ancient, mystical part of our religion.
Here are our favorite covers of your songs:
Ciccone Youth (Sonic Youth) – "Get Into the Groovy"
Chapin Sisters – "Borderline"
Rihanna – "Vogue"
The Cast of Glee – "Like a Virgin"
The Flaming Lips – "Borederline"
Regina Spektor – "Love Profusion"
David Hasslehoff – "La Isla Bonita"
Teenage Fanclub – "Like a Virgin"
KMFDM – "Material Girl"
Kelly Osbourne – "Papa Don’t Preach"
Hilary and Haylie Duff – "Material Girl"