Those lovable Maccabees of Yeshiva University have absolutely zero chance of ever making it to the "big dance" — considering their Division III status. But don’t count their coach of nearly forty years to pull a minor miracle out of his behind and scoop up the Skyline Conference’s Coach of the Year award even after finishing the season with a losing record. And while we at Jewcy want to offer a hearty "congrats" to coach Jonathan Halpren, we do it with a bit of trepidation considering this is probably going to be the last Jewish college basketball story you will hear all year.