Last night The NBA put aside the petty squabbling of guys with tons of money to usher in fresh talent and hopefully (but not successfully) take people’s minds off the fact that we may not see any of these guys on the court come November.
In the movies, if you saw a 7-foot German dude ambling towards you, you’d probably get the hell out of his sightline before he yelled some harsh syllables in your ear while breaking your kneecap.
