Brian Frazer

I write for Esquire, ESPN, and Los Angeles Magazine (where my column "Hollywoodland" appears on the back page each month). I also wrote the memoir, "Hyper-Chondriac: One Man's Quest to Hurry Up and Calm Down" -- which was recently bought by NBC to be made into a TV series. Or just to tease me and break my heart. No, I still haven't seen the "Dark Knight" movie, so please stop asking. And I really love dogs and my wife -- who isn't a dog, I'm just trying to cram everything I can into this tiny space.