JakeRake

A creature of the Washington, D.C., suburban sprawl, Jake Rake is a graduate of the University of Maryland. His interests include baseball, rock 'n roll, and not feeling feelings. Jake is a contributor to The Onion, Gelf, SNY's The Nooner and The Business Corporation, posts daily on JakeRake.com and hangs out like crazy.  He works on a couch in Jewcy's Dumbo office and recently achieved his lifelong goal of posting a link to a novelty hardcore porn site on the website of an online Jewish magazine.

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Update: 100 People Make ‘Schlep’ to Florida on Sarah Silverman’s Whim

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Matt Litman: Does Sarah Palin Know Any Jews?

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Jewish US Army Private: I Was Beaten by Anti-Semitic Soldiers

A Jewish-American soldier stationed at Fort Benning in Georgia was taken to a local hospital…