JakeRake

A creature of the Washington, D.C., suburban sprawl, Jake Rake is a graduate of the University of Maryland. His interests include baseball, rock 'n roll, and not feeling feelings. Jake is a contributor to The Onion, Gelf, SNY's The Nooner and The Business Corporation, posts daily on JakeRake.com and hangs out like crazy.  He works on a couch in Jewcy's Dumbo office and recently achieved his lifelong goal of posting a link to a novelty hardcore porn site on the website of an online Jewish magazine.

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Reiner, Stiller, DeVito Shilling For Obama

Ben Stiller and Rob Reiner’s fathers got together with the DeVito-Pearlman union and produced a…

Money Almost Completely Worthless In Zimbabwe

In case there was any confusion over whether or not Africa was fucked up beyond…

Jewcy Zeitgeist: Kim Jong Doing His Torture Thing, A Nod for Obama, and the Rise of Caesar in NYC

Four students have been suspended from Parkway West Middle School in Chesterfield, Missouri after innocently…

Palin-Haters: You’re Acting Like Douchebags

For that half of the country for whom eviscerating Palin has become a recreational obsession,…

Jewcy Zeitgeist: Economic Delusion, Italy’s Inability To Shake Facism and Pirates, Pirates, Pirates!

Dean Kamen, inventor of the Segway scooter, has his sights set on helping the world’s…

McCain Nabs Key al-Qaeda Endorsement

Al-Qaeda is funny. Well, not usually, but the jihadist group’s announcement on Wednesday morning that…

IDF Making a Mess in the Negev

As if there weren’t enough forces out there trying to destroy Israel, you can add…

Jewcy Zeitgeist: Lunar Hindus, Modern-Day McCarthyism and Good News For Johns in CA

In case you were concerned that Congress was shirking its ideological policing duties, Rep. Michele…