Jewcy Zeitgeist: Lunar Hindus, Modern-Day McCarthyism and Good News For Johns in CA

In case you were concerned that Congress was shirking its ideological policing duties, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Min) has proposed "an investigation of Congress for “pro-America or anti-America.”
John McCain has received the prestigous Al-Qaeda endorsement.
The Peabody, Mass Police Department is gunning to become the first employer in American to recognize September 11th as a paid holiday.
San Francisco residents will vote next month on Proposition K, which would decriminalize prostitution in the city.
French president Nicolas Sarkozy is threatening to sue the company responsible for a Voodoo doll featuring his likeness.
Look out, Moon, here come the Indians!
The World Series of baseball kicks off tonight in St. Petersburg, Fla.

JakeRake

A creature of the Washington, D.C., suburban sprawl, Jake Rake is a graduate of the University of Maryland. His interests include baseball, rock 'n roll, and not feeling feelings. Jake is a contributor to The Onion, Gelf, SNY's The Nooner and The Business Corporation, posts daily on JakeRake.com and hangs out like crazy. He works on a couch in Jewcy's Dumbo office and recently achieved his lifelong goal of posting a link to a novelty hardcore porn site on the website of an online Jewish magazine.

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